Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...