Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...