They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...