Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...