Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...