Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...