Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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Bad convenience foods
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The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
English horn jokes
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Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
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Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
50/50 relationship
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And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Murphy’s nartial laws
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Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...