What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...