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Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...