A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...