Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...