Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...