Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...