Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...