Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...