Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...