Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...