The Fisherman
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
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Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
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There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
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“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up