A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
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