If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!