Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?