You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
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How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Heaven playing sports
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