Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...