What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Sounds of the Wild
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Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...