What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...