What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...