Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!