Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...