Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...