The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...