Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...