Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...