if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...