Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...