Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!