What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...