Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.