Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Blonde screen door
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Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
What was the problem before?
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Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
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