Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...