Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...