What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...