The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...