Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...