Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...