Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!