Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...