A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls