The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
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Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...