Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...