Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...